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26 August 2007 @ 15:19
New Songfic  
Title: Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Author: Me, danni1112
Part: Songfic / Standalone
Rating: 18 (because of the language)
Pairing: Pones, implied Pudd and Junes…
Dedications: To the wonderful star55for helping me with icons…!!! <3
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, never did etc.
 
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
 
Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me

I love you Dougie. I hope that when you’re in bed and touching yourself, I hope that it’s me you’re thinking of. I was the one that helped you discover your sexuality. I was the one that started dating you. I was also the one who took away your virginity. I love you Dougie, and I always will. I hope that I can still make you sweat despite the events. I hope your happy that you got a sympathy fuck off Harry because that’s all it was, a sympathy fuck. He doesn’t love you, he just wants to add you to his bedded list. I love you Dougie, even though you went behind my back. You had me Dougie, I was yours but no, I was never good enough for you. I was always the one that even though we were dating, it was always me that ended up listening to you and Harry going at it like rabbits. I kept telling myself that you were just a whore and that I was better than that, but I could never stop loving you…
 
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me

The first time we had sex, do you remember that Dougie? I do. I will never forget the look on your face as I penetrated you. It was pure bliss Dougie. Your face made me feel special, made me feel happy that I could make someone feel good. But do you know how it feels when on the same night, your then in someone else’s bed. We were in the car on the way home from the pub. 2:30am Dougie. You said that you didn’t feel well, and as I leant over to you, you completely took me by surprise and one thing led to another…
 
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

You’re just a whore, I’ve finally let myself believe it. All those times after that one moment, they were special to me. To you though, they were just a way to burn off steam. You just take advantage of anything that moves. I’m surprised that Tom hasn’t been added to yours or Harry’s list. Then again, Tom has more common sense than me. You used to dance with me at the clubs, we bump and grind, it was magic. Then when we returned home you’d run off with Harry. I don’t know why I didn’t do anything about it sooner to be honest. You’re just a testosterone driven whore Dougie!...
 
So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)

After a few goes with Harry, I guess the novelty wore off. You came back to me. It was my bed you woke up in, it was my bed you slept in at night, and it was me that you were fucking with. We were back to just us again, but you soon decided to go back to Harry. We left off where we were, again it was we’d fuck on tour or in the afternoon when you were feeling slightly horny, and then at night you’d bed Harry. I hate you, I hate you, I FUCKING HATE YOU DOUGIE!!!

Oh now I do recall, we were just getting to the part
Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
I hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention.
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
 
Did you really think that I’d let you get away with shagging behind my back? I had a trick up my sleeve. I hooked up with that cute techie that travels with band on tours. I made sure that we were constantly shagging when you were. Sometimes I’d here you shout out my name by accident. I loved those moments when Harry would hit you because of it. It made me feel glad that I didn’t have to hit you. Eventually me and the techie, I never learnt his name, split up and it was back to me and me alone. I’ve never got back with you since Dougie, and that’s the way it’s going to be. Harry hasn’t had you back either, and Tom has Giovanna. You’ve got nowhere to go now Dougie. I might see if me and Harry can get a stable relationship in front of you. See how you like being fucked with.
 
PoynterJones Standalone
 
 
Current Location: Home...
Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: Bliss - Muse
 
 
 
foreverlove_xx on 26th August 2007 15:17 (UTC)
poor danny
dougie really is a whore...
foreverlove_xx on 26th August 2007 15:18 (UTC)
oi, i pressed enter too soon

anyways, great fic :D
Daniel: Dannydanni1112 on 26th August 2007 15:19 (UTC)
Hey FC!!! Go you!!

Thanks for the comments! <3

And Dougie really is a whore!!

ily x
juddpoynter on 26th August 2007 16:12 (UTC)
O.o. Dougs the whore. ♥

Damn, poor Danny. Hahaha. I loved the Pudd bits, even if they didn't meant it.

Well done, Daniel. Tis was good - Star will love you forever!

Oh, btw my name's Gemma!
Daniel: Tomdanni1112 on 26th August 2007 16:13 (UTC)
Aww thanks for the comment!!

She loves me anyway!! lol
And did I call you something else or ae you jsut being nice :P lol

ily xxxx
Danieldanni1112 on 26th August 2007 16:14 (UTC)
OMG I can't type today lol
juddpoynter on 26th August 2007 16:41 (UTC)
LOL.

Me? Just being nice to one of our rare blokes on here!

Star loves me as well! XD which is why I'm her 1st wife!

*pokes*
Danieldanni1112 on 26th August 2007 16:58 (UTC)
Hehehe, Yeh! Every one thinks I'm a lass!!! lol

Yeh, I'm not married to star, we're just friends with benefits :P lol

It's not nice to poke people! :(

x
~*Star*~star55 on 27th August 2007 12:05 (UTC)
O.o I thought we were married?? Teehee
It's all good!
<3
Daniel: Tomdanni1112 on 27th August 2007 12:30 (UTC)
Well we can be married if you want -gives ring- :P

It's all good in da hood lovey!!! :P

xxx ily xxx
~*Star*~: Danny Tonguestar55 on 27th August 2007 12:35 (UTC)
*takes ring*
Thankies!
Know what? I feel weird marrying a guy...
lol

I'm online!!!!!
Danieldanni1112 on 27th August 2007 12:36 (UTC)
YEY!!!! I'm married!!!! AGAIN!!!

I know you are!!! lol

ily xx
~*Star*~: Dougie - Will You Stand Bystar55 on 27th August 2007 12:38 (UTC)
Bahaha =P

You're my first hubby! *is shocked* still wrong to say that lmao
xxx
Danieldanni1112 on 27th August 2007 12:39 (UTC)
YEY!!! I'm the first, and obviously the best!!! lol

xxx
~*Star*~: Danny The Pink Bunnystar55 on 27th August 2007 12:50 (UTC)
Without a doubt!
<3
Sid the Hairy Spiderstfoosa on 26th August 2007 17:26 (UTC)
testosterone driven whore.

How much do I love that line, seriously. I will repeat it now, because I adore it so much. testosterone driven whore. XD

That was amazing, McSlash to PANIC!!!! Whoop!
Daniel: Tomdanni1112 on 26th August 2007 17:27 (UTC)
Hehehe, it is a good line isn't it!!! lol

Thanks for the comment love :)

ily x
kinky jinki the sm town whorejedisnickers on 26th August 2007 17:46 (UTC)
My two fav things combined into one ^^

I feel like I should do a McFly Panic crossover >_>

Anyway wonderful fic, I loved how Danny decided to screw Dougie over back (even if Dougie is a whore)
Daniel: Dannydanni1112 on 26th August 2007 18:44 (UTC)
Yeh, same here Sarah!! :)

I think you should :) :P

Yeh it is good!!! and thanks for the comment!!!! :P

ilyxxxx
Sabrinabffimagine on 26th August 2007 23:59 (UTC)
WOW, it's like a staple plot base!

Dougie the whore, Danny the angry one left behind and out for revenge...

Ah, but nevertheless, I loved it! ♥

The idea of Dougie being a complete slut doesn't quite ring true to me, but that could be because I see Dougie as a bit of a dependant person.

XD

Loveses!
Daniel: Pones!!danni1112 on 27th August 2007 09:55 (UTC)
Thanks for the comment!!! =]

No, personally I don't see Dougie as a whore (that would be Harry) but I needed him to be like that for this song!! :P

Ily xxxx
dictionary1 on 27th August 2007 10:17 (UTC)
Oh woah,
Dougie, you manwhore!

Poor Danny ;[
I'd never do that to him (:
Danieldanni1112 on 27th August 2007 10:34 (UTC)
Heya dictionary1, Your'e a new face!!! =]

Thanks for the comment! Most appreciated!!! =]

I don't think any of us could ever cheat on Danny!!!! :P

ily xx
~*Star*~: Danny Dougie Kissingstar55 on 27th August 2007 12:06 (UTC)
That was sad *tear*
Poor Danny
I Love you for dedicating to me!!
<33333
Daniel: Dougzdanni1112 on 27th August 2007 12:31 (UTC)
Awww thanks for the comment Star!! :)

Your welcome, and I love you too!!! <3

ily xxx
earenya_berylearenya_beryl on 29th August 2007 00:47 (UTC)
I disliked Dougie in this fic, quite a lot. So bravo to you on that.

Danny is vicious is he, but he still have that loving heart bless, him, taking Dougie back all those time.

The only thing I'm angry with is why the heck Harry gets to sleep with everybody and get a way with it? Nobody is calling him whore LOL

Awesome fic, thank you for posting.
Danieldanni1112 on 29th August 2007 16:14 (UTC)
HEheheheheehehh, thanks for you comment Ann!!! :)

ilyxxx
The Feeling Of What You Need: fangirly joyi_am_a_werewolf on 29th August 2007 03:01 (UTC)
ZOMFGG *flails* *throws you cookies and dies* *is undead* I worship you!
~Mooza
Danieldanni1112 on 29th August 2007 16:11 (UTC)
Erm...thanks...I think!! lol

ily xx